TREAT ME RIGHT
No bones about it, I love beautiful things, impeccable design, ephemera, nostalgia, and being spoiled lavishly. And as one of my namesakes Jean Genet once said, "The fame of heroes owes little to the extent of their conquests and all to the successes of the tributes paid to them."
Well then.
As any of my clients can attest, I devote myself completely to each moment we spend together. And I appreciate it so much when you reflect that energy back to me -- it means you see me and are as invested as I am in making sure everyone is looking, feeling, and living as good as possible. There are no diminishing returns between us.
Physical gifts and tokens of appreciation can be sent to:
CLAUDE COCTEAU
P.O. Box 180391
Brooklyn, NY 11218
Cash is king and can be sent electronically here or here. Please be discreet with payment notes (use value-neutral emojis or an innocuous description such as "reimbursement" or "groceries").
Wishlist forthcoming.
"When you base your love on credit
and your loving days are done
checks you signed with love and kisses
later come back signed Insufficient Funds."
-- Funkadelic
