♡ MINNEAPOLIS 6/11-13, CHICAGO 6/14-15, NYC 6/18-7/12 ♡

I love beautiful things, iconic design, attention to detail, and being spoiled lavishly. As any of my clients can attest, I devote myself completely to each moment we spend together and I appreciate it so much when you reflect that energy back to me -- it means you see me and value my ongoing success and happiness. There are no diminishing returns when you invest in me.

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Physical gifts and tokens of appreciation can be sent to:

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CLAUDE COCTEAU

P.O. Box 180391

Brooklyn, NY 11218

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Cash is king and can be sent electronically here or here. Please be discreet with payment notes (use value-neutral emojis or an innocuous description such as "reimbursement" or "groceries").

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Wishlist forthcoming.

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"When you base your love on credit

and your loving days are done

checks you signed with love and kisses

later come back signed Insufficient Funds."

-- Funkadelic